jacob-j replied to your post: I really fucking love how I explicitly told my… Come on to what? 0:-) my face duh won’t have to buy face cream for a month
I really fucking love how I explicitly told my manager I cannot work any extra time from now until finals because I have a lot to do and even requested sunday OFF to study. She texts me asking if I am free to work. I respond that I have school until late. She responds how late? Bitch don’t you think I know how early I would have to get home to get to a shift on time? Come the fuck...
Train Station is where a trains stops. A bus...
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I am in the doctor’s waiting room and someone keeps farting this is not a barn stop
cinnamonandsex: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH MADE MY DAY
i really love how on the days i put effort into my appearance it rains it’s almost like the universe saying “stay ugly ponyboy”
the no shave november tag has gotten progressively better through the month and now when i feel it is at its peak it’s gonna end why oh why cruel world
Anonymous asked: OLGA YOU ARE AWESOME OKAY BYE
relatives: any boyfriends?
typical conversation at every holiday since I was 5
I really feel like if I’m at a 13 year old’s birthday party all the kids should not be singing along to the song “shots”
Hate crime charges filed in Amish beard cutting
Seven members of a breakaway Amish group in eastern Ohio were arrested on federal hate crime charges for allegedly shaving the beards and cutting the hair of individuals who refused to support their leader, according to a criminal complaint released Wednesday. One of the seven men is Samuel Mullet Sr., the leader of the breakaway sect and a man that local law enforcement and other Amish in ...
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pre10tious: im scared but okay do it i’ll close my eyes
Petition: Tell Fox News anchor Megyn Kelly to eat... →
stfufauxminists: From the petition: “Ms. Kelly, on November 21, you told Bill O’Reilly that pepper spray (as used by Lt. John Pike to assault the UC Davis protestors) is “a food product, essentially.” That was, of course, ridiculous. While you allowed that the spray was “abrasive and intrusive”, you wondered if it had been diluted (reportedly, it hadn’t). To back up your claim that pepper...
I hate that it’s creepy to take pictures of random people but I am in the quiet study room and there is this girl who I think I took organic lab with…basically she looks like she hasn’t slept or showered in a little too long and her hair is gross and she is not wearing makeup but she looks GORGEOUS Meanwhile I look like I’ve been dunpsterdiving for the last few hours nbd
abbyleemillerismyqueen2: abbyleemillerismyqueen2: one day during economics this black kid sat down and opened his backpack then he took a bottle of maple syrup out of it and put it under his desk and it stayed there the whole class and then when class was over he put it back in his backpack and left nobody knows why he had maple syrup or why he put it under his desk nobody dared to ask he...
Me trying to cook
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eiuora: cosmonautcat: afoucauldianasshole: here comes a special boy: chompass replied to your post: hey you know what’s not a really cool… cosmonautcat: chompass replied to your post: hey you know what’s not a really cool idea if… Or maybe they’re just not comfortable with having kids due to trans issues. It’s just really dick. It’s always parents too. Someone actually said to me “Dont...
When someone steals my...
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