February 2012
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meerschweinchen:
Omfg if you’re going to bring your nasty newborn in public then you better pick it the fuck up the instant it begins to scream because if I have to sit and listen to it for 10 minutes you will have a dead infant
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5 more days at this store
leaving in 20 minutes
preparing to be bitched out for taking a bunch of expired coupons
number of fucks given: 0
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i really love when i’m on the elliptical and i like CAN’T GO ON but i force myself and then like 10 minutes later i’m going beast and i feel so good about making myself keep going because i was totally gonna get off earlier
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If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Government: Take them to church.
fuck it’s hard not to eat sugar
i feel so bad for diabetics
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i am attempting to eat a salad with extra virgin olive oil
this is literally the most disgusting thing i have ever placed in my mouth
…no really
the most disgusting
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Scientists Unveil Incredibly Complicated New...
It may not surprise you to learn that the old formula of cutting 500 calories a day to lose a pound a week does not work for every person. Now scientists have come up with a new formula — all you have to do is convert your BMI into furlongs per fortnight, divide it by the circumference of the Earth in centimeters, and then add the total number of hairs on your scalp. Easy!
Okay, not quite....
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today i was working out and adele came on and
DON’T GET ME WRONG i love adele
but someone like you is not the ideal song to be going ham to
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When you see someone super hot and you can't help... →
most-awkward-moments:
I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.
errryday in the mirror check it
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A Self-Inflicted Social Experiment
rantingrobins:
I work at a super-center, and I hadn’t had a “good-shift” in months. Much of this feeling was due to the customers I was having to deal with. Some were nasty, some I found annoying, and all in all they were just making my working-day worse. But I realized something recently: that maybe I was the root of the problem. I was allowing myself to get so irked just by a customer’s...
i just took a 3 hour nap
WHY AM I A SACK OF LAZINESS
i like it when you call me big poppa:... →
ripplesonablankshore:
chazaq:
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chazaq replied to your post: chazaq answered you: OKAY LET ME KNOW HOW THIS…
WE ARE BEYOND INTERNET FRIENDS AT THIS POINT YOU BITCH. this is is 8 years in the making
I KNOW, BUT MY MOM BARELY UNDERSTANDS HOW TO GOOGLE.
It is!!! We’re so old! <3
DOES SHE ALSO CALL IT...
i like it when you call me big poppa:... →
ripplesonablankshore:
chazaq:
ripplesonablankshore:
chazaq:
ripplesonablankshore:
chazaq replied to your post: chazaq answered you: OKAY LET ME KNOW HOW THIS…
WE ARE BEYOND INTERNET FRIENDS AT THIS POINT YOU BITCH. this is is 8 years in the making
I KNOW, BUT MY MOM BARELY UNDERSTANDS HOW TO GOOGLE.
It is!!! We’re so old! <3
DOES SHE ALSO CALL IT “THE GOOGLE”?!? i.e. “what did the...
i like it when you call me big poppa:... →
ripplesonablankshore:
chazaq:
ripplesonablankshore:
chazaq replied to your post: chazaq answered you: OKAY LET ME KNOW HOW THIS…
WE ARE BEYOND INTERNET FRIENDS AT THIS POINT YOU BITCH. this is is 8 years in the making
I KNOW, BUT MY MOM BARELY UNDERSTANDS HOW TO GOOGLE.
It is!!! We’re so old! <3
DOES SHE ALSO CALL IT “THE GOOGLE”?!? i.e. “what did the google tell you when you looked up...
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ripplesonablankshore:
chazaq replied to your post: chazaq answered you: OKAY LET ME KNOW HOW THIS…
WE ARE BEYOND INTERNET FRIENDS AT THIS POINT YOU BITCH. this is is 8 years in the making
I KNOW, BUT MY MOM BARELY UNDERSTANDS HOW TO GOOGLE.
It is!!! We’re so old! <3
DOES SHE ALSO CALL IT “THE GOOGLE”?!? i.e. “what did the google tell you when you looked up xyz”
...
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i can’t believe i have 6 more days over the next 2 weeks that i have to spend in this shitty store and then i’m DONE
what the fuck am i gonna do the 2 weeks when i don’t have to work
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ripplesonablankshore:
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waffulzismypony:
so I found this on the Lollapalooza Facebook, how legit is this? There was also another one with K’naan on it. idk I just really love this and it would be rad if it’s true gfdbsjgnrtjkt
/lolla noob
vesper if this is true you have to come here for this there are no options
girl you know my ass would’ve told you by now! i’d be all up in...
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waffulzismypony:
so I found this on the Lollapalooza Facebook, how legit is this? There was also another one with K’naan on it. idk I just really love this and it would be rad if it’s true gfdbsjgnrtjkt
/lolla noob
vesper if this is true you have to come here for this there are no options
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New Jersey legislators OK gay marriage bill
New Jersey legislators approved a bill legalizing same-sex marriage, but Gov. Chris Christie’s promise to veto the measure sets the stage for a battle that should cement his role as a powerhouse in the Republican Party, even if voters support the right of gays to wed in a ballot measure. The vote in the Democratic-controlled Assembly on Thursday in favor of the Marriage Equality and...
